John Ballzarni - wearer of sweatpants Vocation : drinking Art : drinking

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Though the Balz Man has never come out and said it, presumably, his favorite ball players are Kevin Garnett and Dirk Nowitzki. He seemingly models his game after those “great” big men. Rather than banging it out down low, the perpetually sweat pants clad Spikes, prefers to hang out in the perimeter. If he shows up for games, it is generally with out his heart. Don’t be fooled by the fact that he gets on the floor each game; the Balz Man just likes to be dirty. It is part of his image.

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